“What was that weird noise?” I asked.
“Your dad?” Bob replied. “Should I go check?”
“Please, cause he may be on the toilet, and I don’t want to see that”
CALL 911
I can’t feel a pulse
Where is he, ma’am?
On the toilet. No pulse. Not breathing.
Get him on the floor, ma’am, lay him down
Toilet FULL of poop.
Dad laid out on the floor, shorts around his ankles
Eyelids flutter
Make sure the doors are open and all pets secured.
Wrangle 8 cats to a locked room.
One off duty EMT
One fire rescue
Three fireman
One VERY tall sheriff
Two EMT’s (women)
Dad sitting up
Flirting with EMT’s
Refusing hospital
Vitals ok
Did you know you can pass out from pooping?
The vasovagal syncope trigger causes your heart rate and blood pressure to drop suddenly.
But at least the turkey was frozen
On Thanksgiving morning, I went to the fridge to fetch the turkey. The turkey that had been thawing for SIX DAYS. It was still mostly frozen. Panic set it. Company was coming. WE HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER TURKEY! Bob and I both showered and got ready to go to the store. I was googling how to cook a frozen turkey (it CAN be done!) when we heard the weird noise from upstairs.
There was so much to be grateful for this Thanksgiving
The turkey was frozen, so we were up and dressed early.
Lake Cunningham Fire Department responding so quickly
AJ, the off duty EMT, first on the scene and so calming
All the responders who were so kind and attentive.
The women EMT’s, because Dad would never miss an opportunity to flirt.
Thanksgiving dinner on the table, on time, all at the same time, with everyone alive and well… that may be a Thanksgiving miracle.